1. I now have a log-in and password, therefore will never have to comment as anonymous again.
2. Your mom. (I can't think of another thing I can promise you...I'm not really in the business of breaking promises. You can thank me later.)
So there you have it, folks.
My. First. Blog. Ever.*
*This isn't really my first blog ever. I've actually been blogging on MySpace for awhile. But in the words of Thomas, "Two posts a year does not a blog make."