Way to sell it...

As I'm awaiting departure to play the first tennis game of 2009, I was checking the top stories on MSN...

Does anyone want to know the #2 Most Unhappy City in America (they say that like a city can have feelings)??

I'm sure you can guess it.....St. Louis.

I still wish I bought the t-shirt at the 2006 World Series that said....

"St. Louis: #1 in crime AND baseball!"

I just want to know who decided that St. Louis was so unhappy (with their high crime rate, cloudy days, suicide rate, and lack of jobs).