I was wasting time today online (shocker) and I found this guy as a top news story on Yahoo. It may have been the state of mind I was in, but I couldn't stop laughing at his stuff.
I guess Oprah is having a contest for people to get their own TV show on her new network ("YOU get a TV show...YOU get a TV show...YOU get a TV show...") and Zach Anner was one of the submissions. Out of curiosity, I watched the chick who is currently in second place (with, quite literally, one million less votes than Zach) and I can see why people continue to vote for him.
This is his Oprah audition tape:
Then he thanks the world for their response. Personally, it's my favorite because he's so stinking genuine and yet still super funny:
Then John Mayer video-blogged to Zach and made him an offer to write his theme song:
To which Zach replied with:
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS FELLA?????