I was sent a survey at work the other day and I thought, "Dang...once upon a time I loved doing these things. Of course, that was back in the day of Myspace and that place is like a deserted wasteland these days. How sad for Myspace. Hmmm...I wonder if I ever put my profile on private? That would be a little creepy to leave it so psychos can look at all of my 5 year old pictures. Oh, well." (I didn't actually think all of that, but you get the picture...)
So...while there is crappy TV happening between How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory, I shall go survey crazy. Enjoy! (...or don't...I don't really care...)
How many of your facebook friends have you met in person? I have 217 friends and I've met 215 of them in person. The other two I haven't met due to the restraining order they have against me.
How many would you like to meet? I'd only actually like to be around 20 of them. The rest are kind of take-em-or-leave-em....
(Oh, and if you're worried that I'm talking about you, I'm not...it's the other people I don't care about...I really do care about you. You're special.)
Got any tattoos? Just the one super-gangsta white tattoo on my ankle. It is intense.
Are lefties smarter than righties? Depends on who you ask. I can only think of two lefties off the top of my head (my dad and Chris). So...in the spirit of love and admiration, sure...lefties are way smarter (as long as they do everything with their left hand).
Do you go for "Bad Boys"? Not at all.
Best pet to have, Cats or Dogs? I want a dog, but cats are a zillion times easier. Seriously, I left Gary for 2 weeks and he was only slightly starving and dehydrated when I came back.
Is George W. Bush really an idiot? If the President is an idiot, what does that make the country that made him the President? (Please don't debate me on this...it's more food for thought...)
Has South Park ever offended you? Nothing offends me unless you bring religion into it. So...yes, I'm sure it has.
Is there an alcoholic in your family? I have 329 family members (roughly). I'm going to guess that at least one of them is an alcoholic.
Have you ever returned a gift you got to the store? Only if it sucked.
What do you usually do when you get home? Rock back and forth and cry in the corner.
If you had $1,000,000 what would you do with it? Stick it under my mattress.
How often do you text? Enough. Definitely enough.
Do you like to read? I know how to and I do it fairly often.
What kind of computer do you have? Mac Powerbook G4. I never thought that I would feel like my computer was old, but when I went to get something fixed at Best Buy, the stupid Geek Squad guy said, "Yeah...we don't service those."
What's your favorite food? Any form of potato. Dang. I really love potatoes. (If you didn't know this about me, then I don't know you at all...)
What kind of iPod do you have, and what color is it? Ohhh...this is sad. I have the iPod from when the Photo iPod was new. It's 60G, white, and about half full. I seriously thought I would have filled it by now. I definitely haven't.
How many pets do you have? Just the Gar-meister. He's good people.
What's your favorite guys' name? Yours. (If you're a guy.)
What's your favorite girls' name? Yours. (If you're a gal.)
Do you have your own digital camera? My VERY own?!?! Yes. As a matter of fact, I do. (I love how it's obvious that these questions were written for a 13 year old.)
What's your favorite place to go shopping? Depends on what I'm shopping for. Harris Teeter was pretty exciting this afternoon. (Bagged salad for $1.97? HOLLLLAAAA!!!)
Who was the last person to call you? Not you.
What's your favorite season? Winter. Winter just doesn't get enough love.
Have you ever seen a tornado? Who hasn't?
What's the worst thing you've been through in your life? Well, let's just rehash THAT, why don't we?
Which do you prefer? Little brother or little sister? Older brother or older sister? I don't play favorites.
What's your favorite kind of music? A weepy type of guy playing a guitar.
How old are you? 26 (well, at least for the next 23 days)
Have you ever told any of your friends your deepest secrets? Well, I can pretty much guarantee that there is not one person on this planet that knows every one of my secrets.
Who do you hate the most? What an odd and angry question that is...
Do you regret ever meeting someone? Absolutely.
How long are you on the phone on average per day? Depends on if I'm working.
Raking leaves or mowing the grass? Mowing the grass...although I haven't done that in a long time.
What is currently your favorite song? Bloodline by Matt Morris
What age do you think it's appropriate to have children? If you can support them and don't suck at life, have at it.