What do I do when I can't think of anything to write about?? I do a survey, because I know at least one person will be happy.
What is on your bed right now? Pillows and blankets and a dead body (promise you won't tell anyone).
Name 3 people who made you smile today? Debbie (I was more trying to stifle laughter, but a smile did creep across my face in my attempt to do so), Angelo (he's a funny dude), and a few patients (it's a law that we have to smile at them).
What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Smoking a crack pipe and talking to a patient about life.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Talking to another patient about life. We talk about life a lot at work.
What is your favorite holiday? Columbus Day, by far.
What is the last thing you said aloud? "Great white buffalo..."
What is the best ice cream flavor? Vanilla...on top of a warm brownie...with whip cream and magic on top.
Have you bought any new clothing items this week? I bought a dress for a wedding and a shirt for a baseball game.
When was the last time you ran? Monday. It was going well until the stupid ho that wears entirely too much perfume got on the treadmill next to me and I felt like I was breathing in poison.
What's the last sporting event you watched? Well, baseball is on TV right now. But if we're talking about a live game. Ummm....errr...oh, crap. I have no idea.
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on Facebook? I told my aunt Gwen happy birthday. It was really personal and heartfelt....thank God for the Facebook birthday reminder.
Ever go camping? Yes. It lasted from about 7pm to 6am. I am NOT a camper and there is no such thing as a "happy camper" in my world.
Do you have a tan? Thomas recently called me "tan-tastic".
Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? Absolutely! :) ;D :( :\ :D ;)
Do you drink your soda from a straw? If it's from a can, no. If it's from a glass with ice in it, yes. I hate the feeling of ice against my teeth. Plus, I'm not a dude and I have to pretend that I wear lipstick (which I absolutely don't).
What did your last text message say? Outgoing: "Okie dokie, then. You sleep well, my dear!" Incoming (Ha! I love this!): "You're the bees knees. The cat's pajamas. The kitten's mittens. The tits, the shiz, and the bomb, baby-cakes!"
Are you someone's best friend? I wish.
What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping in until 9am and then I may try to talk a certain someone into going to get some lunch. Other than that, I'm open for suggestions.
Where is your mom right now? At work. Or at a concert. Or hanging out with a band of some kind. Or on vacation. Wow...there are so many places that you could be, momzy...
What color is your watch? I have a silver watch, but I don't really wear it to work.
What do you think of when you think of Australia? "THE DINGO ATE MY BABY!" (Wait? Was that Australia?? Oh, well...it feels right.)
Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Who hasn't?
What is your birthstone? Amethyst. Jealous?
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Who goes inside when there is a drive-thru available? If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm not going to exercise (even when that exercise consists of getting out of the car and walking inside a building)!
Last person you talked to on your cell? Last night I called Sam and she responded with, "I'm getting the boys in the car, let me call you from the road."
Not surprisingly, I didn't hear from her. I was the fool to think she meant, "Let me call you when I get the boys in the car TODAY."
Any plans today? Thomas and I are going to Red Rocks and then Corkscrew.
Are you happy? I'm always happy.
Biggest annoyance in your life right now? A certain someone who likes to talk A LOT about nonsense.
Last song listened to? The Fray "All at Once" is on Muzak right now. Did you know that sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same?
Last movie you saw? The Bounty Hunter. I wouldn't recommend it.
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? I wear my sneakers about 80% of the time. But my favorite shoes are my brown flippies. Ohhhh, how I've missed you, flippies...
Are you married? Thanks for pointing that out, stupid survey.
Do any of your friends have children? When they start having kids, I don't let them be my friend anymore. THAT will give you something to think about once you start talking about procreation with your spouse, blog reader...
Do you use the word 'hello' daily? "Hello"? No. "Hi"? Yes.
How many kids do you want when you're older? 2 or 1 or 0 or whatever number happens to pop out of me.
How did you get one of your scars? I ran through a burning building to save a box of kittens and I tripped and skinned my knee. Oh, wait...that's not what happened. I was playing tennis and slid on the wet court. I prefer the burning building story, though.