Saturday, April 3, 2010

These are supposed to be hard to answer.

You will die in three minutes. Last call? You. Most definitely you.

If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
Does the wish come true? Because if it's a wish that doesn't come true, then that's just dumb. If it does come true, I'd wish for more wishes. That's what all of the smart people do.

You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog? How many times have I been late to work? Geez, this hypothetical me has a pretty poor work ethic.

Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone? Many times.

Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it? Would it be bad if I said no? Because he totally got to live well into his 80's and Facebook told me the other day that I'm going to die when I'm 30. I really don't want to die at 29.

Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? Absolutely! Kinda! I think!

Are you old fashioned? I'm kind of an intense hybrid of old fashioned and new fashioned.

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back? Ohhhh...definitely that you do not love them back. If you have a problem telling people that you love them, then you may need to plant a seed and grow a heart.

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Of course. Who wouldn't?

You are holding onto your grandmother's dying hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be? Wait. 1. Why would someone even think of this question to ask? 2. My grams is already dying? 3. Is the baby cute?

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Oh, sure. Why not?

Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Do you really care? How awesome is it when people say, "Let me tell you about this weird dream I had last night."???

What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cabbage patch dolls (which I used to call my "Patchy Patch doll")...and oddly enough, the coleslaw from 131 Main.

Are you emotional? Not even a little bit.

Would you dance to the taco song? What the crap is the taco song??

Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I'm not sure I know anyone that bites into their ice cream.

Have you ever met a celebrity? Depends on who you consider a celebrity, but yes.

What are you listening to right now? Janet Jackson on Oprah. Wow...she sounds so much like Michael Jackson, it's a little creepy.

How many countries have you visited? Just Mexico and Canada.

Are your parents strict? Were they? Yes. Are they now? Nope. Not even a little bit.

Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Absolutely. (Seriously, why do all of these surveys ask a question about GWB???)

Would you throw potatoes at him? WHAT kind of question is that?!?!?! One, no. I would not throw anything at him. I would be interested in talking to him. Two...holy crap...I would NEVER waste a potato.

Do you rent movies often? I would like to have the time, but I really don't. I just have too much stuff on DVR to watch. My life is so darn hard.

Do you own a gun? Nope. My brother inherited those from my diddy. But I've definitely pulled the trigger a few times.

Who are you going to be with tonight? Beth. The boys are playing poker and we are the only two girls left in Charlotte. (Yes, we are the ONLY two girls left in the city of Charlotte...I'm starting to like my chances of finding a man out here...)

Brown or white eggs? I ain't racist.

Do you own something from Hot Topic? Like a rusty razor?? Nah...

Ever been in love? Absolutely.

Are you too forgiving? HA! Wow. A little bit.

Do you use lip balm? Someone at work pointed out yesterday that I pretty much only use lip balm.

Can you use chop sticks? Not so much. My man hands get in the way. I can if I try really hard, but eating sushi really shouldn't be THAT difficult.

Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? I don't think I've seen it, but the concept was actually in the movie I saw last night (Hot Tub Time Machine). I absolutely believe in the idea that one tiny thing can change the future in a major way.

What was the last question you asked? I'm quite sure it was in this blog. Just a sec..."Like a rusty razor?"

What was the last CD you bought? Mutlu. He opened for Amos Lee and was quite good.

Boys or girls? In what context? I would prefer to mate with a boy. If I ever had a baby, I'd want it to be a boy. I generally get along with boys better. Wow. I guess in all areas, I'd go with "boy".

What was your bus number for school? I can not believe that I remember this. Wow...I have a horrible memory, but I happen to remember that I had two buses between 6th-9th grade: #19 & #33.

Are you sarcastic? Yes. Very. It seems to get me into trouble.

Do you have any tattoos? Not a very cool one, but it's the only one I'll ever have. Many people don't even believe me when I say that I have one...even when I show it to them.

The last person you held hands with? Gasp! What a personal question! That's none of your dang business!

Do you sleep with the TV on? I put it on sleep.

Where was your default picture taken at? On Facebook? In Baton Rouge at a LSU game with the Fisicaros and Chris. On the blog, it was at Thomas Street Tavern for Julie's going away party.

Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? I don't hate people. But, sure...I dislike a few people.

What was the most recent thing you bought? Groceries.

Could you ever forgive a cheater? Yes. But as I've said a bajillionty times before, I'd rather not know that I've been cheated on. Wait! No! I should say that I'd actually rather just not be cheated on, thankyouverymuch.


whatnot said...

"If you have a problem telling people that you love them, then you may need to plant a seed and grow a heart." Awesome. I intend to quote that...perhaps on air. You'll be so famous.

Okay...I also feel the need to comment about the one where you're holding your grandma's hand and the baby's hand over the cliff. Why don't you just hand the baby to grandma and pull them both up? What a stupid scenario. the question about whether or not you would throw a potato at GWB, you said, "WHAT kind of question is that?!?!?! One, no. I would not throw anything at him. I would be interested in talking to him. Two...holy crap...I would NEVER waste a potato." Sarah, my darling, I love it when you make me laugh so hard I cry.

Commodore Lerve said...

I love how half of these questions didn't get a straight answer...

saucybellum said...

Momzy...I do these surveys for you, since you said they are your favorite thing. :)

T...I tried really, really hard to not answer all of the questions with more questions and I do believe that I did answer more than half of the questions somewhat directly. I'm still trying to figure out if you really love that I don't give straight answers or if you're being sarcastic. You do realize that sarcasm is my thing, right?? I'm just going to pretend that you are a fan of how I answer the questions.